What's hotter than a stolen Picasso? A hot chick with glasses that knows how to appreciate art! Now, you might think that a girl who's more involved with aged canvas and oil paints might not be the most frisky filly in the stable but you would be wrong, wrong, wrong! These artist chicks are veritable fonts of unbridled passion just waiting to be plucked like a rose from a still life. These girls will let you mount them and do whatever you want as long as you can recite a few facts about modern abstract expressionism in their ear while you're stuffing them with your cock! Don't let yourself walk through life without once or twice getting down with an art aficionado; once you've splattered their facial canvas with a little seminal fluid, you'll be their patron for as long as you want!