As anyone who's held conversation with her knows, Dani Woodward's a well-read intellectual. And to say anything remotely stupid in front of her invites ridicule. Which is exactly what we did the day Dani showed up wearing specs. Being a pretty girl as she is without them, we were stymied for something to say. So what do we do? We tossed that hoary cliche at her about boys not making passes at girls who wear glasses. Suppressing the urge to guffaw in our nose snot, Danny casually reminded us that this was, actually, a bastardized football reference and that the quote was originally attributed to the late Knute Rockne who scoffed at the idea of near-sighted women playing tight end. That being said, Danny then got naked and showed us an exhibition of sex at many positions. Had he saw what we saw, we think the Rock would have altered his position and won one for Dani.