Kayla Marie said she really doesn't need glasses, that they're a gift from a wealthy admirer with a mental condition. Of course she said this while attempting to wedge her foot in a champagne glass thinking it was one of her stilettos. Frankly, we'd love Kayla even if she were blinder than Braille. Because there's something about a physically impaired woman that's quite appealing. Perhaps it's their willingness to hole up for a weekend in a cheap motel and say nothing afterwards as they come out of their ether coma. Besides, there's probably a plausible explanation for those blotches of dried semen on their ass crack, but they usually keep mum about that, too. There's all kinds of fun things you can do with near-sighted chick, and they'll never realize that rubber bag you just handed them is full of dead rats.